The morning after...

Can we take a pill? Not under the new Amerika, I'm sure:

Here's a post I made on a mostly Republican message board, shortly after Florida went to Bush:



We've managed to survive 4 years of Bush. I suppose another 4 won't kill us.

I mean, lets look at what he's done for us, right?

» Our economy is on the rebound.

» There's no imminent threat of terrorism.

» Our relations with other countries are doing fine.

» Our budget is balanced.

» Our rights are safe and secure.

» We're safer now.

I mean really. And finally we have a President in the White House with convinction! The conviction to listen to scientists and take their advice seriously. The conviction to strike down useless social services. The conviction to decide when and where we will go to war with our next target. It's about time we had a no-nonsense, no-fuss president ready to kick ass and take names.

Where will we go? What will we do next? The world is wide open for conquest. But first things first...lets concentrate on home. Let's assure that all Americans unite under our shared family values. Let's assure that we're all thinking the same thought here. Let's make sure this America is safe, secure, and happy.

We may be two Americas now, but thanks to George W. Bush, we'll be one America soon.

You'll see.